Am I ready to admit that I’ve lost my mind? September has been quite eventful. The public assassination of a hate filled right-wing activist. An act of friendly fire; the marksman was a white male, conservative, republican, Christian upbringing, love for the second amendment, MAGA loon. Watching and reading coverage from the major “news” outlets sane-washing Charlie Kirk’s voice, his person, his character should be eye opening.
The side that identifies with Christian love, allowing themselves to plug their ears at his hateful rhetoric, choosing him as their martyr. Picking and choosing the snippets that make him look best. Allegorical to how they study the Bible. Stuck in their truth, they’ve lost their faith. Did everyone make it to New Testament? Keep reading. There’s a prominent character that really shakes things up a bit! :)
Woah, did I get off track! Okay, back to Bussy Push. We are four weeks into the 2025 NFL season and you see the same hyperbolic discourse year after year. I do not mean the cheeky banter among friends. That is pure and true. I’m talking the sports talk show hosts that only exist to be watched on mute whilst waiting for your delayed connecting flight in Bar Louie at the Dallas/ Fort Worth airport. You really don’t want to spend $20 on a Six Napkin Burger, but your body needs sustenance. Oooo, Truffle Fries? And I’ll have a Diva Martini, thank you.
Change one topping; it’s a new burger I pretend I’ve never tried.
Take the most grating person you know with a sports opinion. Now give him $17,000,000. Is he worth it? Do his opinions become more profound over time? Let’s give him a co-host with CTE and a questionable to concerning background with women. Fuck it, let them both get some charges settled out of court! They’re the fuckin’ man! They’re rich! And different colors! DEI! Should I be pissed now?
While everyone is distracted, talking Tush Push, I’m talking Bussy Push.
I firmly believe that this technique would further the longevity of the quarterback. This snap exchange allows the quarterback better vision when plotting his route. From this angle, the QB has ♩♪♫♬never been so surreptitiously♩♪♫♬ able to read the defense. If the quarterback sees a need to audible, he is able to look up from this position and in-audibly audible to the players behind him by simply widening his eyes and or blinking rapidly. With everyone set, the quarterback puts his head down to communicate with his center, whom is also peering through his legs. Face to face, the quarterback blinks rapidly and opens his eyes to the cadence of “HUT, HUT, HIKE!” The QB is able to see the ball as it is snapped. From there, the exchange of the ball between center and quarterback is optimized. Every millisecond counts.
Now, with the ball in his hands, the quarterback is in a position to exert even more force from his heels, pushing backwards with his bussy, than pushing forward on his toes into the center’s tush.
Try it with a friend! Prove me wrong.
*gets shot in the chest
Release the Epstein Files. It is clear as day who is in them. The current acting president. He also has 34 felonies. Crazy saying that as a non-sequitur. He is a pedophile. His crowd chanted “LOCK HER UP” over emails pertaining to Hilary Clinton. Emails that they do not even know the importance of what was in them. To show I am bipartisan, Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew are in the Epstein Files. Among others but, let’s just start with these three… Musk, Thiel.
July 22, 2025
US House speaker, Mike Johnson, shuts down chamber to block Epstein vote
September 10, 2025
Senate GOP blocks amendment to release Epstein files
September 30, 2025
